النور معنى النور
18-Jan-2008, 09:56 AM
كنت ابحث فى الشبكة عن مواقع استعين بها فى تطوير مقدراتى الضعيفة فى كتابة السيناريو والافلام الوثائقية فعثرت على موقع اعتقدت ان فيه مادة جيدة وطلبت منهم ارسال مشاركات فى بريدى ... تعجبت ان قرات فيما ارسلوا لى مجموعة من النكات التى تسخر من العرب باعتبارهم يلبسون غطاء راس ... لن افعل اكثر من ان انسخها لكم هنا :
Saturday night after the opry
FRIDAY JANUARY 18,2008
THOUGHT FOR TODAY:
We have been informed that the Arabs do not like to be called "towel
heads". The item they wear on their heads is actually a small sheet.
Effective immediately, please call them "little sheet heads." Thank you
for your cooperation.
Yup, Sho'Nuff, It'S Comin'!!!
Three strangers strike up a conversation in the airport passenger lounge in El Paso, Texas, while awaiting their respective flights. One is an American Indian from Lame Deer, Montana; another is a Texas cowboy on his way to Dallas for a livestock show; and the third passenger is a fundamentalist Arab student,newly arrived in the U.S. from the Middle East.
Their discussion drifts to their diverse cultures. Soon, the two Westerners learn that the Arab is a devout, radical Muslim and the conversation falls into an uneasy lull. The cowboy leans back in his chair, crosses his boots on a magazine table, and tips his big sweat-stained hat forward over his face.
The wind outside is blowing tumbleweeds around, and the old windsock is flapping; but still no plane comes.
Finally, the American Indian clears his throat and softly he speaks, "At one time here, my people were many, but sadly, now we are few."
The Muslim student raises an eyebrow and leans forward. "Once my people were few,"he sneers,"and now we are many. Why do you suppose that is?"
The cowboy shifts his toothpick to one side of his mouth, and from the darkness beneath his Stetson says in a smooth drawl: "That's 'cause we ain't played Cowboys and Muslims yet, but I do believe it's a-comin'!"
So do I buddy,So do I
Vonda
Saturday night after the opry
FRIDAY JANUARY 18,2008
THOUGHT FOR TODAY:
We have been informed that the Arabs do not like to be called "towel
heads". The item they wear on their heads is actually a small sheet.
Effective immediately, please call them "little sheet heads." Thank you
for your cooperation.
Yup, Sho'Nuff, It'S Comin'!!!
Three strangers strike up a conversation in the airport passenger lounge in El Paso, Texas, while awaiting their respective flights. One is an American Indian from Lame Deer, Montana; another is a Texas cowboy on his way to Dallas for a livestock show; and the third passenger is a fundamentalist Arab student,newly arrived in the U.S. from the Middle East.
Their discussion drifts to their diverse cultures. Soon, the two Westerners learn that the Arab is a devout, radical Muslim and the conversation falls into an uneasy lull. The cowboy leans back in his chair, crosses his boots on a magazine table, and tips his big sweat-stained hat forward over his face.
The wind outside is blowing tumbleweeds around, and the old windsock is flapping; but still no plane comes.
Finally, the American Indian clears his throat and softly he speaks, "At one time here, my people were many, but sadly, now we are few."
The Muslim student raises an eyebrow and leans forward. "Once my people were few,"he sneers,"and now we are many. Why do you suppose that is?"
The cowboy shifts his toothpick to one side of his mouth, and from the darkness beneath his Stetson says in a smooth drawl: "That's 'cause we ain't played Cowboys and Muslims yet, but I do believe it's a-comin'!"
So do I buddy,So do I
Vonda